The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
What’s the fastest way to end an argument with a girl? Tell her to calm down. You’ll be dead but the argument will be over. Noticed I said “fastest” way, not “best”.
A chick asked me for a meal I told her i don't serve food.
Man talking to his Wife. Husband: Babe Do you believe in Heaven.?Wife: Yeah, why.?Husband: When we die, would you like to meet up with me in Heaven.?Wife: Fuck off, the deal was until death do us part.
[NSFW] I had my first boxing match yesterday It reminded me of the time I lost my virginity, I was bloody and really sore, but at least my dad came
Did you hear about the burger cook who took a dump on the grill? He totally flipped his shit.
Why did the man cover himself in fake shit? Because it was _sham poo_
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
[All credit to Ana Kasparian from the TYT Network] So, I heard Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby... At least she let him finish.
Hey girl, are you made of Copper, Nitrogen, Terbium, and Silver? Because you are a CuNTbAg.
"Yeah. Those animals across our southern border have ruined their own country and our trying to invade and ruin ours. With their rampent guns and drugs... their government has become a shambles of nut job military and rich drug addicts who don't care about anyone! Eh?"
Hey girl, are you a USB port? Because I might have to flip you over a few times before it fits.
Girl are you corona? Cuz you took my breath away Her: boy are you Corona? Cuz I want to stay the fuck away from you.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
Such an unfair world, when a man talks dirty to a woman its considered sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man its $5.00/min (charges may vary).