The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
What do Sea Turtles and Kim Kardashians Ass have in common? They're both filled with Plastic.
I just put C4 in my washer And blew my load
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation.
“Just say NO to drugs!” Well, if I’m talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. She obviously has COVID, my wife said. Why? I asked. Because she has no taste.
Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!'
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
What did the egg say to the frying pan? I’m sorry I can’t get hard... I just got laid.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
Santa Claus is a douchebag... He made my wife sit on his lap, asked if she’s been naughty this year then laughed and repeatedly called her a ho.
So I went to the sperm bank the other day with a full condom... The doctor said ,"get a load of this guy".
A guy goes to the doctor for his physical. The doctor says to him, “Well, for starters, you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” The guy asks, “Why?”And the doctor replies, “Because Good God, man! I’m trying to give you your physical!”Obligatory Cake Day post. Thank you.
What did god say when Eve went skinny dipping for the first time? Damn, i will never get that scent out of my fish.