The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
What’s pink and sits on the bottom of the ocean Moby’s dickMy mom told this to me when I was maybe 10
What’s the difference between this joke and a nudist soaked in food coloring? One is nude in dye and the other died in new.
What is Bill Cosby’s favorite Peter Pan themed cereal? Roofie-Os
Girl, are you the secant of angle Z? Cuz you sure are sec(Z)
My husband has cooked me a lovely meal and bought some very nice wine. I'll bet he's after sex. Well he can forget that. He's staying in with me.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
What is the female equivalent of a sausage fest? A clam bake
Vaginas are like gyms. I'm rarely inside one, but when I am I just sort of pretend to know what I'm doing and hope no one notices I don't.
I was recently the victim of a drone attack. I forgot to wear my beekeepers veil.
What's the difference between Hitler's girlfriend and a female farmer? One bails her hay and one hails her bae.
Man: I love my women like fine wine. Woman: To enjoy them after dinner? Man: Secretly and securely hidden in my basement.
Limmerick from The Crown on Netflix There once was a girl named Sally Who enjoyed the occasional dallyShe sat on the lapOf a well-endowed chapAnd cried "Sir! You're right up my alley."
I couldn't be with a guy called stew.. I don't like people's leftovers.