The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋

Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic? A Juand
Why did Mrs. Claus finally leave Santa after all these years? She found out about his other two hos.
I'm a chick magnet The repelling type
What is the most popular form of martial arts in Israel? Jew - Jitsu
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Though I enjoy the sport, I could never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.
Dating a girl with an OnlyFans is a lot like having your own private, reserved parking spot. Anyone and everyone can see it, but only you actually get to use it.
What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold down the pillow long enough.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold on to your nuts, this ain’t no ordinary blowjob!
If robert frost was bisexual... He would have gone both ways.
Let's play strip poker. You can strip, and I'll poke you.
My New Year Resolution is to give up sexual innuendos; Which is going to be extremely hard...
Putin wanted to either get a new pet or learn to play a new instrument. He got lucky with both and ended up with a Trump pet.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."