The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
Marriage involves three rings: The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffer-ring.
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
[NSFW] What’s Another Name For A Necrophiliac? Ghost Rider
What do you call a child born out of incest? Gross domestic product.
Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
Once a man was lying on the beach wearing nothing but a hat on his crotch. Then a lady came by her and said, "If you were a gentleman you would have lifted your hat to a lady."Then he replies “If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself.”
Santa won't be the only one coming tonight although i'll probably stop after the first stocking is full.
I've started dating Little Red Riding Hood's grandmother. She's an animal in bed.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
I used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask..... Yet here i am, stuck at home in this covid19 Thriller, Beating it.....
"Grandma, have you seen my LSD?" Grandma replies "Fuck the LSD, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"
People be like I am fat because my mother cooks good food... ...I am like I am single because I have strong hands.