The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋

Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.

What did Santa say to his wife when she gave him a private dance? Make it reindeer!- Credit to my brother

Hermaphrodite asks a doctor about the best way to become pregnant. After recommending a specialist the hermaphrodite responded "I have already tried a specialist, but they told me to go fuck myself".

Please don't bother teaching a giraffe to perform fellatio. It's just not going to go down well.

I recently won the hand of the daughter of the local butcher. I stil can't believe some of these cannibal auctions on the Dark Web.

Why does Trump always use a golf cart when golfing? Walking the course is far too taxing on him.

My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.

Hey girl, are you Afghanistan? Because it would take me 20 years to pull out.

What does an evil hen lay? Deviled eggs.

I have a little joke for the ladies Unfortunately, it's in my underpants

Apparently, drinking a pint of beer shortens your lifespan by nine minutes. According to my calculations I died some time in 1829.

What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down? A brunette with bad breath...

My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I'm eager to please.

My daughter's boyfriend introduced himself to me and said, 'Hello, sir, I'm David. Nice to meet you.' He put out his hand and I said, 'David, are you nervous?' He said no, so I grabbed his hand, looked him in the eyes, and said, 'Then why are you shaking?'

My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.