The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
My wife gave me an ultimatum: Her or my addiction to sweets. The decision was a piece of cake.
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
I have a little joke for the ladies Unfortunately, it's in my underpants
This hot weather... The thing I love most about this hot weather is the crop tops and short skirts... Although it does make me look a bit gay.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
What does the farmer say to his wife when he’s feeling sexy? Brown Chicken Brown Cow
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
I bet Santa spends a lot of time at strip clubs He loves them ho ho ho’s
A mother in law said to her son's wife when their baby was born: "I don't mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son." The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said: "I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a pussy, not a fucking photo-copier."
Trump wears so much makeup, I think he's hiding something And if his thick foundation is anything like mine, it's probably the bones of a half-dozen hookers.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."