The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
Why was the woman turned off when Yoda said "Hello. My name is Yoda. It's nice to meet you." He was being too forward.
What do you call a surrogate mother in the White House? The secret cervix.
Apple and Fifty Shades of Gray are popular for the same reason ... ... they both offer the fantasy of being dominated by a rich guy, who pushes the boundarys of what you though you were into.
When I die I want to be cremated and my ashes spread on a beach. Because even when I'm dead, I still want to get into lady's pants.
When I was in high school, my dad f*cked my teacher repeatedly for better grades in my math class. Thank god im homeschooled or that could have been wierd
I asked my dog what's two minus two. He said nothing.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
I just bought a pair of trainers from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
A mosquito landed on my balls Hardest decision of my life.
When your date shows up in a white suit that's covered in honey... You know she's gonna be a keeper.
I walked up to a woman in a bar and said “hey, baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple.” She responded “and if you were a fruit, women would rejoice.”
My best 'adult' toys are made in Ireland. They're my 'O' tools.
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.