The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
What did Baby Corn say to Mama Corn?' 'Where's Pop Corn?'
God wants to go on vacation So he asks his angels for suggestions. Venus? asks one, god says no too hot. Another says Mars; no too cold. What about earth? Earth! No way, god says. 2000 years ago I hooked up with some girl there and they’re still talking about it!
I told my girlfriend she'd get Sax lessons for her birthday Offended she asked: "Sex lessons? Isn't it good enough?"."Oh no honey, I meant the saxophone.So you can finally learn how to blow."
Damn girl are you a pink Himalayan salt lamp? Cuz this clearly isn’t working and I still feel like shit when I’m around you.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
I was on a date with this girl I found on tinder I reached the cafe early. She came a little later. Like a gentleman, I helped her sit by pulling her stool. When she seemed comfortable I asked, "Can I push your stool in ?"She : "Let's see how this date goes first"
If gays come out of the closet, where do straights come out of? Compton
Saw a fat chick wearing a shirt that said “guess” So I said about 340, now she wants to fight
I Object to All This Sex on the Television I keep falling off.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
[NSFW] My wife is like a bottle of wine I have to keep the cork wet or else she’ll spoil.
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”
This guy told me he is the fastest cross dresser in the world. I said "Really?"She said, "Yes."
The vagina... The best engine in the world. It can be started with one finger. It's self lubricating. It takes any size piston and change's its own oil every four weeks. It just a pity the management system is so fucking tempermental!!