The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
England is finally honoring it's longest river entirely in it's border by making repairs to the over 45 navigation locks used for transportation, improving the many drinking water systems abstracting flow from it's discharge into the sea, and providing for wildlife sanctuaries near the coast. The people will vote on the entire referendum poised to fund the project. It's called the Bond...the Thames Bond....
I asked 10 people what LGTBQ standed for… Couldn’t get a straight answer!
Having your period on Valentine's day Is a pain in the ass
I went to visit my wife in hospital, and took her flowers. My girlfriend will love them.
If i had nickel for every time a woman thought i was ugly They would find me atractive
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
I was in a job interview the other day and they asked if I could perform under pressure. I said no, but I could perform Bohemian Rhapsody.
What did Zayn say to his girlfriend after winning the match? Gg Hadid
I have an idea for a restaurant, it’s a mixture of Jimmy John’s and a strip club I’ll call it “Jimmy Dongs”
Tiger, I've got some good news and bad news. "Ok Doc. Give me the bad news first.""We had to implant metal rods in your legs which could impact your play.""That's Terrible! I'm Finished! I'll never be able to compete again! What's the GOOD news!" "You balls are 3 inches from the pin."
I’m fat but I self identify as thin. I’m trans slender
My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in my stomach. Ha! That's not going to help, she said. Sure, it does, I said. It's the only way I can see the numbers.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. "That means a lot." The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
I was sitting on the back porch with my wife when I suddenly blurted out, “I love you.” “Is that you or the beer talking?” she asked. I answered, “It’s me… talking to my beer.”