The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
Those push-up bras aren't very good, are they? I wore my wife's to the gym this morning and I still couldn't manage more than six.
Putin wanted to either get a new pet or learn to play a new instrument. He got lucky with both and ended up with a Trump pet.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.
I wish my ex was a WiFi network so I could forget her.
Why does Santa spend 364 days a year forming strong masculine relationships? Bros before hos
Did you hear about the Pride Parade float that fell over? Apparently it was top-heavy
My wife and I let astrology get between us. It Taurus apart.
I hate father in laws So I only date black girls
Are You a Gorilla Exhibit? Because I want to drop a baby in you.
why do bank robbers make hostages kneel down? cause it's a fell-on-knee
My Jamaican buddy is dating a Spanish chick. He doesn't like her granddad, Juan... But he does like Hernando.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.”
[DIRTY] Eye exam Eye specialist: "Sir, you need to stop masturbating." Patient: " Oh my God, is it ruining my eyesight?" Eye specialist: "No. It's disturbing the other patients."
I apologized to my friend for making fun of his erectile dysfunction problem. I said, “I hope there are no hard feelings.”