The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
SO happy to announce my mother has tested negative for COVID-19... Doctor said the breathing issues are only pulmonary fibrosis, a collapsed lung, and stage 4 cancer. Phew!
My wife used to grow cucumbers in her garden to use as dildos. She had to stop after a problem with squatters
I whispered in her ear what I would like to do to her and she said, "I'm getting really wet." "Turns you on, does it? I asked. "Turns you on, does it? I asked. "No," she replied, "you dribble a lot."
Do you want to know the real reason why Santa is so jolly? Its because he knows who all the naughty chicks are.
Hey, girl. Are you a fire alarm Because you're annoying and wont shut up
Sex is like playing billiards. You have a cue, you have balls, you have a hole and the important rule is that the white one must not go in.
What kind of television is gay? An LG TV
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
What do you call a chick who won’t perform oral sex. You don’t.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
Damn girl are you a pink Himalayan salt lamp? Cuz this clearly isn’t working and I still feel like shit when I’m around you.
How do you get a farm girl to like you? A tractor.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.