The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋
Think dad jokes can’t be smooth? Think again! Flirty Dad Jokes is where cheesy meets charming. Explore a collection of playfully suggestive jokes that are sure to get a chuckle… and maybe a little something more. Proceed with a dash of confidence!
Dating a girl with an OnlyFans is a lot like having your own private, reserved parking spot. Anyone and everyone can see it, but only you actually get to use it.
Difference between Jam and Jelly My girlfriend who lives up north, just asked me, “what’s the difference between Jam and Jelly?”I said well Andrea, for one I can’t jelly my dick up your ass!
Ladies please stop asking Santa for the perfect man That fella has tried to kidnap me 4 times this week
Man: I love my women like fine wine. Woman: To enjoy them after dinner? Man: Secretly and securely hidden in my basement.
My wife wanted to spice up our sex life, so she asked if we could play doctor tonight. It seemed like a weird idea, but I’m eager to please.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
How do you get 4 hookers to sit on a stool? You turn it upside down.
A guy goes to a five dollar lady of the night and he gets crabs. So the next day he goes back to complain.And the woman says, "Hey, it was only five dollars. What did you expect, lobster?"
Whst should a man call a wink from his wife ? Wife eye connection.
I was seeing this HOT chick about twice a week. But last week she saw me and closes her blinds now.
How do nonbinary people hurt each other? They slash them. (They/them)
My wife told me that I twist everything she says to my advantage. I take that as a compliment.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
Am I the only man my wife has ever dated? Unfortunately yes, she said the others were all nines or tens!
What does a black samurai call his frightened enemy Pussy ass ninja.