The Best (and Worst) Flirty Dad Jokes 👋

Elon Musk has Tested his New Nerolink Brain Implant on Pigs No word yet if it has successfully stopped them from shooting black people.

My girlfriend caught the bride's bouquet flower on the wedding We have to figure out how we continue dating if she gets married

I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said yes—the others were 7’s and 8’s.

Last weekend I went to see my gf's soccer match and she did this awesome save... ...She's definitely a keeper!

Is your name Jasmine? Because you've always got Aladdin side you.

Guy says to a girl on tinder “You can call me the GOAT” “Why? Cause you’re the greatest of all time?” “No, cause I’m gonna eat your bush”

“Just look at that couple down the road,” a wife told her husband. “He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her. Why can’t you do that?” “Are you insane?” he responded. “I barely know the woman!”

What’s sneezing on your period like? Smacking the bottom of an open ketchup bottle.

What is a baby pepper's favorite temperature? Just a little chili.

I need to file a complaint about a hostile work environment The elevator keeps telling me I’m going down.

In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."

A woman is in bed reading when her husband walks into the room with a sheep under his arm He says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache ". His wife replies, "I think you'll find that that is a sheep."Husband says, "I think you'll find that I was talking to the sheep."

Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.

Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.